Friday, August 17, 2007

Made Me Laugh

There aren't many things I enjoy more than laughing or finding something I think is really funny. My cousin sent me these and I just really enjoyed them so I thought I'd share.

Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time…
Ellen DeGeneres

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
Jeff Foxworthy

I constantly walk into a room and I don’t remember why. But for some reason, I think there’s going to be a clue in the fridge.
Caroline Rhea

First the doctor told me the good news, I was going to have a disease named after me.
Steve martin

At what age do you tell a highway it’s adopted? I think around seven because that’s when they start wondering, hey I don’t look like the Kiwanis Club.
Zack Galifianakis

When I was in London, I went to buy some chocolate. The cashier was like, “That will be ten pounds,” I’m like, “Rub it in, why don’t you?”
Carol Leifer

About a month ago, I got a cactus. And a week later, it died. I got really depressed because it was like, DANG, I am less nurturing than a desert.
Demetri Martin

I will clean house when Sears makes vacuum you can ride on.
Roseanne Barr

How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
Emo Philips


Cassidy said...

So silly.

Ang said...

Jessica, I hope you realize that your tendency to worry proves you are much more nurturing than a desert.

Anonymous said...

I like Jansen's no shirt, no shoes policy. It beats red lace tights and a yellow bucket.

Anonymous said...

By the way, I keep choosing "other" for my identity and it comes up anonymous. I really don't want to be anonymous.