We're in the middle of sacrament meeting on Sunday when I feel some lumps under Emmy's dress. Lo and behold the girl had shoved her legs into the head opening of Natalie's pajama top and pulled it up around her waist. She was also wearing the bottoms which were somehow tangled around her middle as well. Nate and I laughed to ourselves, but it slipped my mind as the Sunday circus continued. Super embarrassing to pick Emmy up from nursery and have her leaders hand me Natalie's well-worn pink camo pajamas that they had discovered under Emmy's dress.
Hello, my name is Emmy and I like to put my mom in uncomfortable situations. I specialize in church and grocery store settings.
Also of note today, the kids were painting and I walked in the room just in time to see Natalie snap a sippy cup lid onto her disgusting paint water and then hand it to Emmy.