Note: This picture only has mild relevance to this post...but it's my blog and I can post cute pictures of my husband whenever I want!
I LOVE those moments when you are singing along to a song with a friend and suddenly one of you stops and says, "Wait, what do they say there?" or "What did you just say?" And you are then informed that for the last 8 years you have been singing the wrong lyrics to a favorite song. And finally the song makes some sense! Here are some of my favorite "misheard" songs from some of my favorite people:
Phoebe on Friends: "Hold me close, young Tony Danza"
Actual words: "Hold me closer tiny dancer" (Elton John, Tiny Dancer)
Friend Ali: "Living on ice without any women"
Actual words: "Living a life without any meaning" (Chicago, What Kind of Man Would I Be)
Friend Kristi: "She's 2 inches 4"
Actual Words: "She's 2 and he's 4" (Dixie Chicks, You Were Mine)
Husband Nate: "Searching for my lost sugar of salt"
Actual Words: "Searching for my lost shaker of salt" (Jimmy Buffet, Margarittaville)
Me: "I hope my dinner will be ready"
Actual Words: "I hope by then I will be ready" (I Hope They Call Me on a Mission)
Husband Nate: "Saturday nights are watching you"
Actual Words: "Private eyes are watching you" (Hall & Oates, Private Eyes)
Friend Meggin: "One good love the race is on"
Actual Words: "One good love erases all" (Rascal Flatts, One Good Love)
Me: "The M and the D go hand in hand" (M meaning marriage and D meaning divorce in my little mind)
Actual Words: "The word and the deed go hand in hand" (Paula Abdul, Straight Up)
I wish I could remember more. Anyone want to fess up and share yours?